West Ham v Portsmouth match thread, Saturday 8th August, 15:00
So here we go after the long barren summer, back to real football involving the mighty Irons.
So it's the league cup 1st round.
And it's liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive on sky
COYI
So it's the league cup 1st round.
And it's liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive on sky
COYI


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Hermansen
Walker-Peters - Mavropanos - Kilman - Scarles
Bowen - Kanté - Ward-Prowse - Cornet
Pablo
Taty
They were owned by a dodgy Russian oligarch who was arrested for fraud, skipped bail before he could be extradited to Lithuania and went back to Russia - where he was arrested, convicted for fraud and sent down for 6 years
The club went into administration, got relegated two seasons in a row, went through 5 managers in two seasons, had their entire first team squad quit and almost got relegated to the Conference before climbing back up
Current manager John Mousinho was recruited in January 2023, they won League One in his first full season in charge and has kept them up, just, finishing 16th and 18th. Not bad considering his previous experience was a season and a half as a player coach at Oxford United
Last season they weren't particularly bad or good at anything, fairly middling as far as stats go. They play fairly simple tactics; long balls, crosses into the box, good at set pieces and defending in the air.
They're best players are their wingers but one of them won't be around for a while.
Player of the Season 24/25 LW Josh Murphy spent a lot of time injured and is currently recovering my surgery but still managed to be joint assist provider with 6 in 16 appearances. They're looking for a loan replacement from the Premier League but so far haven't managed to land anyone
The other top assist provider was Australian U23 RW Adrian Segecic who was also top scorer (10 including a hat trick against Stoke)
They've signed 6’5” Serbian CF Marko Milovanović (UD Almeria £4.25M), spent last season on loan with Alverca in the Portuguese top flight scoring 10 in 32. Last season's first choice CF Colby Bishop only scored 4 goals in 43 appearances
Other new arrivals include the magnificently named midfielder Odin Bailey (Stockport free) who must have had a tough time at school with that name in Birmingham
Pompey’s current owner is Michael Eisner, ex-CEO of Walt Disney
Let the Mickey Mouse jokes flow