Transfer Deadline Day. Or The Jim White Hype Day.

Don't really know why I'm bothering, to be honest. Moyes has said we're done and he's happy with his squad. Ex has said pretty much the same, but with the caveat that we may get someone if an 'interesting offer comes up'. Such is my lack of expectation, I'm not even going to bother to have the Sky Sports ticker running in the background or change my avi to Rav in a yellow tie. I may even do some work today.

Feel free to revisit this thread when Antonio's hamstrings burst on Wednesday and we have Yarmolenko plodding around up front for three months as we soar into mid-table mediocrity. Or when Rice or Soucek finally collapse in an exhausted heap and Noble doggedly oversees our midfield getting regularly overrun by younger, faster men with trendy hair.

Happy Transfer Deadline Day everyone.


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