January transfer window 2019/20 season

McHammer

That reminds me of name 4 F1 drivers associated with scottish towns

Stirling Moss
Johnny Dumfries
Eddie Irvine and

Ayr Toon Centre

McHammer

According to a report from the Independent, West Ham have registered an interest in signing RB Salzburg ace Rasmus Kristensen

PrestonHammer

I've registered an interest in dating Scarlett Johannsson. I'm not holding my breath though.

Hammerwombat

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?









A fish

Hamstew

Hammerwombat said:

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?









A fish

How many surrealists with no eyes does it take to change a light bulb?





A fsh

Fortuneseeker

As Monty Python would say now for something completely different - where are all the transfer rumours???? Three days to go!

EssexHammer

Would like a bit more activity before Friday, if we are to escape the current sorry state of affairs :pray:

WHU_Champo_league_in_7_years

So by going off the rumour trends atm, that even if we get Soucek in we are still looking at another CM and a RB

Personally I think we really need to add a pacey winger and a striker (as Ajeti obviously isnt fancied)

Gonna be an interesting (and likely disappointing) last few days

Brother_Sledge

Soucek = penalty taker , just sayin.

SuzanneClaret

I would not hold your breath or at any time not go to bed.

McHammer

2 Spanish clubs interested in Sanchez. The bidding war could mean we get a packet of Revels and a bag of :wotsits:

jay_in_cpt

I'd personally opt for a jug of Sangria.

OldCastleSwift

McHammer said:

2 Spanish clubs interested in Sanchez. The bidding war could mean we get a packet of Revels and a bag of :wotsits:

That's two Spanish clubs I've immediately lost respect for.

Cuz1

Did we really pay £4 million for him :doh:

Cuz1

Most expensive worsits in the world

Hamstew

So is this signing ever going to be announced?

chicagohammer

I recall when Trevor Francis became the first footballer to command a £1.00m transfer fee and the media at the time thought the world was going to hell in a handbasket, and we paid £4.00m for Sanchez,

Gawd help us :weep:

McHammer

ExWHUemployee claimed that Metz forward Habib Diallo is an option for the Hammers

OldCastleSwift

Soucek pictured at the OS

Hamstew

He looks old

IronHerb

Gone for experience.....

Cuz1

And he’s small

OldCastleSwift

I reckon they won't announce it until after the game humiliation tonight. Try to soften the blow a bit.

Elsewhere, we're in advanced negotiations with Celtic midfielder Olivier Ntcham, according to footmercato.net

Hamstew

OldCastleSwift said:

I reckon they won't announce it until after the game humiliation tonight. Try to soften the blow a bit.

Elsewhere, we're in advanced negotiations with Celtic midfielder Olivier Ntcham, according to footmercato.net

https://beta.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/01/25/christ-sake-45m-celtic-star-slated-after-woeful-game/?amp


Let's hope not

DJ Hammer

OldCastleSwift said:

Soucek pictured at the OS

According to TalkSport no one at West Ham has actually seen him play. Moyes has probably looked at a 5min Utube video and said he’s got two legs, he’ll do.

Hamstew

Tis official

OutcastLondoner

“I watched him play twice against England and all his Champions League games this season, and I’ve got to say he scored some incredible goals, mainly with his head. I’m hoping we’ve got a balance of something, if we need him to play deeper, if we need him as an attacking midfielder.“

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/jan/28/david-moyes-west-ham-sign-younger-players?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

epsom_bubbles

They've completed the paper work before he sees tonight's game and changes his mind😀

MrsGrey

DJ Hammer said:

OldCastleSwift said:

Soucek pictured at the OS

According to TalkSport no one at West Ham has actually seen him play. Moyes has probably looked at a 5min Utube video and said he’s got two legs, he’ll do.

You had me at ' according to TalkSport' :biggrin:

WHU_Champo_league_in_7_years

Everton reject an £85mil bid from Barca or Richarlison....