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  • Predictor League - Week 35 - Saturday 3rd May - 12:30 - Amended

    EXPAT thanks for your understanding. Due to occasional excessive movements caused by severe dyskinesia my cut and paste dances all over the show! It takes me over an hour to complete a prediction week. I make no excuses for creating a new club.
    But the worst of it is ...... they are already above us in the table =)
  • Brighton (A) 3pm Saturday 26 April not on TV


    But that is because there is no player barking at them to get out, or at least the midfielders.
    Paqueta is barking....oh I see what you meant 😏

  • Other teams/matches

    Men aren't allowed in the WSL. 😉
  • MOTM vs Brighton

    I didn’t see it, and I don’t even know the score as I write this.
    Just as well.
  • Other teams/matches

    We’ve activated our sleeper agent at Ipswich.
    Ben Johnson gets himself sent off to take them down to 10 men.
  • Brighton (A) 3pm Saturday 26 April not on TV

    We are vulnerable to any kind of attack.
  • Brighton (A) 3pm Saturday 26 April not on TV

    Good ball in from Kudus in the first minute. If only we had a big centre forward on the pitch 😜
  • Predictor League - Week 34 - Saturday 26th April - 12:30 - Amended

    Results and table after week 33

    This has now been updated following an alert from my auditor.
    I've been called worse 😂🤣😂

  • Brighton (A) 3pm Saturday 26 April not on TV

    I had a go at asking ChatGPT how we’d do today against Brighton.

    After a lovely discussion, ChatGPT informed me we have been transitioning to Graham Potter & this has been underwhelming, & that a positive result today was uncertain. In good news, we should have Arthur Masuaku & Manuel Lanzini back after injury.
  • Brighton (A) 3pm Saturday 26 April not on TV

    I feel like there are quite a handful of players who have scored more goals against us than anyone else. It’s probably the case for other clubs, but I’m sure there are a lot against us.
    ChatGPT says:

    Several Premier League players have found particular success when facing West Ham United, making the Hammers their most frequent victims in terms of goals scored. Here are some notable examples:

    ⚽ Players Who Have Scored the Most Goals Against West Ham
    • Wayne Rooney – 14 goals
    Rooney holds the record for the most goals scored against West Ham in Premier League history, netting 14 times during his career with Manchester United and Everton. 
    • Michael Owen – 13 goals
    Owen consistently troubled West Ham’s defense, scoring 13 goals against them throughout his Premier League tenure. 
    • Callum Wilson – 11 goals
    Wilson has been particularly effective against West Ham, scoring 11 goals, making them his most favored opponent in terms of goal tally. 
    • Erling Haaland – 9 goals in 6 matches
    Since joining Manchester City, Haaland has scored 9 goals in just 6 Premier League appearances against West Ham, marking them as his most prolific opponent in the league. 
    • Chris Wood – Scored in all 5 matches
    Wood maintained a perfect scoring record against West Ham during his time at Burnley, finding the net in all five Premier League matches he played against them.  
    • Danny Welbeck – 7 goals
    Welbeck has a notable scoring record against West Ham, having scored 7 goals, making them one of his most favored opponents.  
    • Gabriel Magalhães – 3 goals
    Arsenal’s defender Gabriel has scored 3 goals against West Ham, all from headers during set pieces, making them his most frequent scoring opponent. 
    As I said to you earlier, we can’t trust ChatGPT or the other robots.
    I put this comment to ChatGPT and it said:

    That statement reflects a pretty common concern people have about AI—trust. I think it’s fair to be cautious, especially when it comes to accuracy, bias, or relying too heavily on tech without critical thinking. But at the same time, saying “we can’t trust ChatGPT at all” might be an overreaction.

    I’m here to help, not replace judgment. When used wisely, with a bit of skepticism and fact-checking, tools like me can be super useful.